trapgoddess-mia:

My boobs feel so fucking heavy-.-

"We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."

my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via iamnamelessgem)

(Source: disjunct, via trapgoddess-mia)

s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e:

blackvielbridesarmy:

theanchorholdswithinmysoul:

If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog. 

Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!

marry me
Anonymous: Any advice on buying my first dildo?

pengwinofdoom:

precumming:

Wow, Jesus is a pervert.

365daysofhorror:

tracyvanity:

I love nursery rhymes.

Fun fact. Mary Had a Little Lamb was a real person and lived in Sterling, Massachusetts which is near where I grew up. Also, I’ve been to her house which burned down and is haunted as fuck.
Hooray small town New England :-/